Stephen Colbert's Hilarious Take on Rory McIlroy, Caroline Wozniacki

By Jon Ackerman
Wednesday July 23rd, 2014 10:57 am EDT

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Comedian Stephen Colbert is not much of a golf aficionado, but he is a fan of the power couple. So he was saddened to learn about the breakup of Rory McIlroy and Caroline Wozniacki.

Celebrity relationships – and especially their downfalls – are easy fodder for comedians. Thus, after seeing the big wins on Sunday by both McIlroy and Wozniacki, Colbert lined up a few jokes about the athletes for his show, "The Colbert Report," Tuesday night:

So yeah, breakups are the ultimate performance-enhancing drug. That explains so much.

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