Tim Herron’s Masters Scripting is Hilarious

By Adam Fonseca
Tuesday April 8th, 2014 10:30 am EDT

PGA Tour veteran Tim Herron is not playing in the Masters this year. But that doesn’t mean he can’t fill us in on his wardrobe for the week, even if it includes flip-flops.

Herron (@PGALumpy) tweeted out a photo of his outfits for the week on Monday, much to the delight of Lumpy’s loyal followers. As you can tell, tongue is buried snugly in his cheek with his style choices.

 
On Thursday, Herron will be wearing a “Dalai Lama Big Hitter” t-shirt and Minnesota Vikings sweatpants while he pays bills and crosses items off his “Honey Do” list.

Friday’s outfit includes a purple robe and slippers – and nothing else – while he catches up on old Duck Dynasty episodes on his DVR. Oh, sorry; he’ll also wear a black baseball cap.

Saturday features what might be the nicest outfit in the bunch, mainly because he actually has to leave the house. That’s the perfect occasion for a classy fleece sweater and jeans.

Finally, Herron’s Sunday wardrobe consists of a Guinness tank top and Masters-logo swim trunks as he takes his kids to the water park.

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